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the bloggin bitches!

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Saran Wrap [Aug. 2nd, 2005|09:54 pm]
the bloggin bitches!


Cling wrap is a motherfucking joke. It sticks to nothing but itself. It makes a mockery of kitchen convenience items! It isn't even all that great for oral sex purposes. It's supposedly tremendously easy to inhale it and start choking which would obviously ruin the mood.

It can't wrap brownies.
It can't wrap a salad bowl.
It can't wrap you lover.

Fuck off cling wrap.

[User Picture]From: july_fifteen
2005-08-03 05:27 am (UTC)
and fuck those stupid plastic showercap-lookin lid thingies. they look dumb and they are dumb.
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[User Picture]From: coolami69
2005-08-03 06:51 am (UTC)
you tell em!

*shakes fist at shoddy plastic wrap*
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